![]() ![]() Edwin, however, belongs to the three per cent who are immune. ![]() ![]() Panderic, now wealthier than many medium-sized countries, takes out a patent on the word 'happiness'. Better sex uses the Li Bok technique (a pair of points, one among the ribs, the other on the inner thigh): the result is multiple, mutual orgasms. Then move the capital from East Coast to West Coast as frequently as possible to exploit the three-hour time difference. To become a millionaire in less than a week, invest a small sum in short-term T-bills on a convertible blue-chip bond, set up a cascade account, reinvest the principal and cash out in mid-cycle. Happiness TM, Will Ferguson's first novel, even reveals some of the self-help solutions that Soiree has invented. Multinational executives vanish into the country leaving behind the 'life-realigning' message: 'Gone fishin'. Edwin's wife stops asking if she's fat, steals everything he owns and flies off to sleep with Mr Soiree. Tobacco companies, drug cartels, fast-food chains, arms manufacturers, fashion houses, detox clinics, the stock market itself - all the industries trading in neurosis and greed collapse. ![]()
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